'Seven Chances'

Love me some Buster Keaton.

But I wonder what he'd think about Chris freakin' O'Donnell basically making a really bad re-make of "Seven Chances."

I think it's funny (or tragic) that somehow Keaton and Co. -- 74 years prior -- made a far superior film than O'Donnell and Co. could in 1999.

Plus, how could filmmakers in 1925 could find a handful of women who were 100 percent more attractive than Renee Zellweger? It's amazing.

I do, also, enjoy subtle racism. Goooooooooooooooo racism!