'Histoire de Melody Nelson'

I think scrubs on females in the healthcare industry make them look 10-25 percent hotter. It might turn a "4" into a "6," easy.

I think being French makes you 5-25 percent cooler. Hell, knowing the language automatically puts you at 10 percent cooler.

For instance, Serge Gainsbourg died in 1991 having had sex with Jane Birkin and Brigitte Bardot.

All of that and you can record a concept record about sexing up an underaged girl.

I'm far too much of a chickenshit to have been French. I would've been the worst French ever.