I'm 98 percent sure I could survive a zombie invasion. Why others have such a hard time is puzzling to me and it's one of the billion reasons why I don't really like watching horror flicks.
There's several things I would do to ensure survival:
1. Be proactive. Always on the move. Always on the attack.
2. Not shoot a shotgun at a gas pump. Never ends up well.
3. Load up on bleach and gasoline or other flammables. I would battle the zombies by first blinding them (Super Soaker style) and then undertake a full throttle fire attack. Set everything on fire.
4. Just run. They can not catch you. They walk like zombies.
5. Take a lesson from zombie movies past and sharpen something to start lopping off heads.
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