'Get Carter'

Can you believe that Sylvester Stallone had the gall to do a remake of this fabulous film? What nerve! The audacity!

This is great. Interestingly, Jeezy and I were looking at a collage of photos from year's past at the Cannes Film Festival and came upon a photo of a young Michael Caine with birds on each arm and "ALFIE" stitched on his swim wear.

Caine was straight up pimping back then. Kind of a Daniel Craig with a little bit of class and a shitload more kickassedness.

Now, kids under the age of 19 figure he's been Alfred Pennyworth for his entire career. Little do they know that he's better than 80 percent of the people walking the Earth. Plus, he's been in space.