Sunday, April 25, 2010

'I Know Where I'm Going!'

There's not nearly enough films with ending punctuation. Or there's too much. It's hard to determine.

Aside from the exclamation point, this movie is ruined in three different ways:

1. The most interesting characters -- the falconer and the lady with all dogs -- are barely in the film and yet I care 150 percent more about them than any of the other characters in the movie. They should've scraped the entire movie and did another movie called "My Bird Can Take Your Dog?!"

2. That idiotic theme song. Even in England in the 1940s, what were they thinking?

3. When it turns out that the lady we were supposed to come to love over the 88 minutes of the film turned out to be a total bitch and almost got at least three people killed all because she had decided to marry some rich old guy, but found out too late that rich guys coming in younger packages. What a gold-digging slut! And we're supposed to like her?

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