'The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover'

Helen Mirren super sexy most of the time. She's really sexy in this film. She oozes sex. So delicate and yet confident.

This is a pretty crazy film. Michael Gambon is great as the thief, who can somehow afford to own a restaurant that he eats at every night and terrorizes everyone. It's also set in, like, a post-apocalyptic London. Or in Stanley Kubrick's dead brain.

Plus, there's the blonde boy who keeps singing all the time. By about the second time, he turns really, really obnoxious.