Tuesday, June 30, 2009

'Dangerous Liaisons'

What a pretentious piece of shit.

I just imagine this director and producer thinking they can spend big money on Glenn Close, period clothing and some over-the-top score and just wow crowds.

This film is all hot air. Starting from the title. "Dangerous Liaisons." Sounds like a after dark softcore porn from Cinemax.

The characters suck. Little Keanu Reeves is trying to act. Michell Pfeiffer emotes like a junior high girl after getting dumped for the first time. The story is ultra lame. Close looks like a warmed over sea hag.

There is not one single edifying aspect to this film except for John Malkovich getting run through and taking 45 minutes to die and the ending credits.

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