'Licensed to Ill'

I've never been a Beastie Boys fan, which is odd because I'm both white, scared of black people and generally like rap and hip-hop music.

Mostly I dislike them is because they're basically talking alternately in a sing-songy voice. Sometimes doing it over each other.

It's neat, but not exactly groundbreaking or anything.

Basically, "Licensed to Ill" is a soundtrack to the life of every dickhead and frat boy. Christ. "No Sleep 'Til Brooklyn," "Fight For Your Right," "Brass Monkey" and "Paul Revere."

In fact, I might hate the Beasties more today than I did yesterday. But not as much as tomorrow.